Poetry
I know most of you think that I don't have a sensitive side, but that is not true. I am a real poetry kind of guy. You have no idea. I always get these little ideas in my head, and then I can't wait to get home and jot them down on some beautiful stationary that I designed. Here are a couple of poems that I posted on a Facebook group. I have got rave reviews and everyone keeps asking me when my next poetry reading will be. I haven't had a poetry reading, but I will soon! And trust me, it will be the event of the season! Here are my poems:
An Ode to Poetry
There once was a man from Nantucket
And he had a bright green bucket
He filled it up with clams
and then ate some ham
and said 'what a good boy am I!'
Earth
wind
grass
dirt
up from the ground you fly
swirling
whirling
up and up
until you find rest in mother nature's graveyard again
I saved this next poem for last because it is a gooder. Trust me, you will not be dissapointed.
Wipeless Wonder
Wipeless Wonder How I love Thee
You are great in the morning, noon, and night
Sometimes you are stubborn, but I don't mind
Because in the end, its worth the fight
I hope these poems make you want more!! There is more where this came from!
An Ode to Poetry
There once was a man from Nantucket
And he had a bright green bucket
He filled it up with clams
and then ate some ham
and said 'what a good boy am I!'
Earth
wind
grass
dirt
up from the ground you fly
swirling
whirling
up and up
until you find rest in mother nature's graveyard again
I saved this next poem for last because it is a gooder. Trust me, you will not be dissapointed.
Wipeless Wonder
Wipeless Wonder How I love Thee
You are great in the morning, noon, and night
Sometimes you are stubborn, but I don't mind
Because in the end, its worth the fight
I hope these poems make you want more!! There is more where this came from!
posted by Matt D at
8:51 PM
3 Comments:
You are a genius Matt. I really relate to your poems. Especially the wipeless wonder one. It really spoke to me. I mean, we all experience those sometimes and it really is a wonder as to why you don't have poop in your toilet paper when you wipe. It is a mystery! Perhaps one of the worlds 7 wonders!
Hey Matt,
Long time reader, first time commenter! These poems have changed my life. Until I read this post I have never had the pleasure of having a wipeless wonder. I can now say that I have had not one but two wipeless wonders in a row!
Thanks Matt!
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