Ahhhh! So excited!

Hello all!

Wow! I am very excited to announce that my good friend and confidant, Katherine Holmes Cruise is expecting her second child with Tom Cruise! Oh my oh my! I am just tickled pink! I was there for the news. I was waiting outside the bathroom door as Katherine was peeing on the pregnancy test. I was holding the empty box and remember looking up to the ceiling thinking "Please let her be with child". As she opened the door, she jumped first into my arms, and then into Tom's. It was a positive! We were so happy with glee that we all danced in a circle and then remembered as scientologists, we had to tone it down. So we had a silent celebration. We had non alcoholic wine and brie. It was a wonderful night.

Also, good friend Paris Hilton is out of jail! I was so excited! I mean, how horrible for that young starlet to be stuck in a prison for 3 weeks! I called her everyday and we talked about her lifechanging decision to be normal. So far its working. Her coming out of jail party is going to be at some swanky nightclub in Las Vegas! I am so pumped for it! I will for sure be there with my new Dolce and Gabanna white suit! Hello Miami Vice!