Life in the fast lane!
To all my faithful readers of "My Life"...
I am in a world of dissary. My wonderful friend Britney Spears has just come out with an apology to the world for her horrible behaviour with beating that car with an umbrella back in February. She states "I was trying out for a role in movie and it got a little carried away". I'm the one that got her that audition and I to would like to apologize to the world for being the great hollywood scout that I am and finding these huge A listers these roles. I had a lapse in judgement. I am no longer going to associate myself with people like her. She claims she was taking her role very seriously for that movie, but I know that she was hopped up on some crack cocaine. She is just whack. I think that I will just hang out with K-Fed, or who I like to call "The Fedder".
I was reading my old diary from when I was a child. It brought back just painful memories. You see, my family is part of a freak show. My mom is a bearded lady, and my father has tatoos covering his whole body. Together they made me. With chiseled good looks and stunning features. I grew up being raised by nannies and was tutored on a bus while I toured with my parents. They are part of the circus, and still are to this day. They tried to get me into it, but I just could not dress up as a clown. I mean, I am not this animal who you can parade around and do what you want! I always knew I wanted something more. Something deeper, more meaningful. And being a hollywood scout is something that the world needs. It needs more people like Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Britney Spears.... ok, maybe not Britney Spears anymore. I am done with her. But you get the idea. So I wrote a long letter to my parents and I ran away from the circus. I later ran into my hero and godfather Tom Cruise. He saved me. He gave me my life. I owe all my fame and fortune to Mr. Thomas Cruise Mapother IV. (Thats his real name to all you unfamous people who don't know the celebs like me).
I am in a world of dissary. My wonderful friend Britney Spears has just come out with an apology to the world for her horrible behaviour with beating that car with an umbrella back in February. She states "I was trying out for a role in movie and it got a little carried away". I'm the one that got her that audition and I to would like to apologize to the world for being the great hollywood scout that I am and finding these huge A listers these roles. I had a lapse in judgement. I am no longer going to associate myself with people like her. She claims she was taking her role very seriously for that movie, but I know that she was hopped up on some crack cocaine. She is just whack. I think that I will just hang out with K-Fed, or who I like to call "The Fedder".
I was reading my old diary from when I was a child. It brought back just painful memories. You see, my family is part of a freak show. My mom is a bearded lady, and my father has tatoos covering his whole body. Together they made me. With chiseled good looks and stunning features. I grew up being raised by nannies and was tutored on a bus while I toured with my parents. They are part of the circus, and still are to this day. They tried to get me into it, but I just could not dress up as a clown. I mean, I am not this animal who you can parade around and do what you want! I always knew I wanted something more. Something deeper, more meaningful. And being a hollywood scout is something that the world needs. It needs more people like Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Britney Spears.... ok, maybe not Britney Spears anymore. I am done with her. But you get the idea. So I wrote a long letter to my parents and I ran away from the circus. I later ran into my hero and godfather Tom Cruise. He saved me. He gave me my life. I owe all my fame and fortune to Mr. Thomas Cruise Mapother IV. (Thats his real name to all you unfamous people who don't know the celebs like me).
My Beautiful Mother
My Father
The created this good looking man... I am gorgeous!
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