My Favorite Song

Now I know that all of you have a favorite song out there that really cuts to the core of you. That really gets you. Takes you back to the good days of life. I too have one of those songs. It's by the greatest up and comer black hip hop artist of our decade. His name is T-Pain and the song is "Buy You a Drank". The moment I heard this song, I wish that I have discovered this superior talent. He is amazing. Just read these lyrics.


Buy U A Drank (Shawty Snappin') - T-Pain

shawty Snap (Yeah)
T-Pain
Damn Shawty Snap shawty shawty
Young Joc (baby boy) yea yea yea
Todge hey hey She Snappin (oohhh ooooh oooooohhh) yea
Snap Ya Fingers Do the step
You Can Do It All By Yourself

[verse 1]
baby girl whats ya name
let me talk to ya
let me buy you a drank
im t-pain
you know me convict music,
Every boy like ooowee
i know the club close at 3
whats the chances of you rollin wit me
back to the crib show you how I live
lets get drunk n forget what we did

[chorus]
Im'a buy you a drank [ooohwee]
ima take u home wit me
I got money in the bank shawty
what you think bout that
find me in the grey cadillac we in the bed
like ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
we in the bed like ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

[verse 2]
talk to me, i talk back
lets talk money ,i top that Crunk juice bottle
oakley shades shawty got class
oh behave lets get gone walk it out (now walk it out)
just like that thats what im talkin bout
we gon have fun you gon see on that patron you should get like me

[chorus]
im'a buy you a drank [ohwee]
Then Im'a take ya home with me
I got money in the bank shawty
whatcha think bout that
find me in the grey cadillac
we in the bed like ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh
we in the bed like ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh

[verse 3]
wont you meet me at the bar
respect BiG PiMPiN
tell me how you feel mama
tell me what you sippin a certified dime piece
deserve louy 1-3 150
a shot 3 for you and 3 for me
im checkin ya body language
i love the conversation and when you lick your lips
i get a tinglin sensation now were both bout tipsy
you say you in the mood
all i need is bout an hour
better yet maybe two
let me take you where i live
ferrari switch gears
when i whisper in your ear
your legs hit the chandelier
passion fruit and sex all in the atmosphere
ima let T-Pain sing it so he can make it clear

[chorus]
I'ma buy you a drank (oohwee)
Then I'ma take ya home with me
i got money in the bank shawty
whatcha think bout that
find me in the grey cadillac
we in the bed like ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh
we in the bed like ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh

[verse 4]
lets get gone walk it out
(now walk it out..Think about it.. awwwww snap)
now rock rock rock rock
you can do it all by yo'self (2x)

[chorus]
I'ma buy you a drank [ohhwee]
Then I'ma take ya home with me
I got money in the bank shawty
what you think bout that
find me in the grey cadillac
we in the bed like ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh
we in the bed like ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh


Don't you just love those lyrics. This rapper is a high roller like myself. Driving the fast cars, living the highlife. Having all those sweet chicks. It's the life.

Life in the fast lane!

To all my faithful readers of "My Life"...



I am in a world of dissary. My wonderful friend Britney Spears has just come out with an apology to the world for her horrible behaviour with beating that car with an umbrella back in February. She states "I was trying out for a role in movie and it got a little carried away". I'm the one that got her that audition and I to would like to apologize to the world for being the great hollywood scout that I am and finding these huge A listers these roles. I had a lapse in judgement. I am no longer going to associate myself with people like her. She claims she was taking her role very seriously for that movie, but I know that she was hopped up on some crack cocaine. She is just whack. I think that I will just hang out with K-Fed, or who I like to call "The Fedder".



I was reading my old diary from when I was a child. It brought back just painful memories. You see, my family is part of a freak show. My mom is a bearded lady, and my father has tatoos covering his whole body. Together they made me. With chiseled good looks and stunning features. I grew up being raised by nannies and was tutored on a bus while I toured with my parents. They are part of the circus, and still are to this day. They tried to get me into it, but I just could not dress up as a clown. I mean, I am not this animal who you can parade around and do what you want! I always knew I wanted something more. Something deeper, more meaningful. And being a hollywood scout is something that the world needs. It needs more people like Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Britney Spears.... ok, maybe not Britney Spears anymore. I am done with her. But you get the idea. So I wrote a long letter to my parents and I ran away from the circus. I later ran into my hero and godfather Tom Cruise. He saved me. He gave me my life. I owe all my fame and fortune to Mr. Thomas Cruise Mapother IV. (Thats his real name to all you unfamous people who don't know the celebs like me).

My Beautiful Mother

My Father

The created this good looking man... I am gorgeous!

Well, enough about my rugged past from humble roots. I have to go and write Lindsay Lohan a letter. She is in rehab right now. There is just something about a good old handwritten letter to lift the spirts from the inside of a dark and dingy rehab clinic. Ta ta for now.