Local Hero becomes Hollywood's next big thing!

So, back in 2003, I was watching the movie "Alien vs Predator" on TBS. I accidentally dropped the remote, and the channel must have changed. The channel I watched for the next hour was a Dar Heatherington exclusive, but I am embarrassed to admit that I thought I was still watching "Alien vs Predator". Her googely eyes had me terrified and hiding behind my Versace blanket. I then realized that this woman will star in the sequel to "Alien vs Predator: Revenge of the Mad White Woman". Needless to say, she has made me millions!